Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything PDF

Ebook details:

• Author: Jim Benton; 
• Illustrator: Jim Benton
• Publisher ‏ : ‎ Scholastic Inc.; Reissue edition (August 27, 2013)
• Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 27, 2013
• Language ‏ : ‎ English
• Format: PDF
• Download Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything PDF

I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I ate salad dressing" "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."

What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.