Dear Dumb Diary #12: Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) PDF

Ebook details:

• Author: Jim Benton; 
• Illustrator: Jim Benton
• Publisher ‏ : ‎ Scholastic Paperbacks; Reissue edition (June 1, 2011)
• Language ‏ : ‎ English
• Paperback ‏ : ‎ 160 pages
• ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 9780545116169
• ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0545116169
• Format: PDF
• Download Dear Dumb Diary #12: Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) PDF

A long time ago, I wrote a letter to the president about the space program and how it would be a good idea for ME to select the people who should be shot into space.

I made a lot of excellent points about who should be selected, such as weight, ease of stuffing into a bag and tossing into a rocket, unnatural blondness of hair, and how much happier our Earth would be as a result.

I was much younger when I wrote it, and I understand that my ideas would not have been seriously considered.

But that was six months ago, and now I am qualified to choose.